Because I’m pretty lucky.
Apparently, I am a trillionaire and the people of
Suddenly the fact that my bike got stolen, my roommate, young jenny hobbs' bike got stolen, my phone got stolen, my new lounge chair got stolen, my car got broken into, my beer samples got stolen, my camera lens won't shut, and my street needs a crime watch really doesn't seem to matter.
Because every single day of my life I win 6 international lotteries.
I don’t even have to work anymore.
I can just paint pottery for lance all day.