Lance seemed a bit miffed that I haven't shared my new bike on IHAS.
So here it is. A Diamondback mountain bike with slicks on it.
It's bright taxi cab yellow. It's got great checkered grips that say "Live to ride," So baddass! A sticker that says "This %$&* is fast."
and a rack on the back that a Paneer fits on so I can sell beer by bike when the weather permits.
I love it.