January 19, 2010

Breaking News: Iron Hill Maple Shade to Pay Homage to Jersey Shore's "The Situation"

Lance has posted about "The Situation" over on his blog too.

Paul Rutherford of Iron Hill Lancaster has convinced Maple Shade brewer Chris Lapierre to brew a beer aptly named, "The Situation."

Lapierre had heard a lot of buzz about the entertaining hit shit show on MTV but hadn't seen it until this weekend.  (when- as an insider- I can tell you he watched a borderline marathon while polishing off a pint of Ben and Jerry's Cinnamon Bun ice cream).

Years ago when Lapierre was developing a recipe for barelywine -he wanted to make it a golden one. He was inspired after attending Split thy Skull- when a lot of the beers were similiar all day until one shined through- one golden in color.

He's fond of his interpretation but with those who are insistent on classifying beers- disagreeing with him that his Golden Barleywine is in fact a barleywine... he has a "Situation" doesn't he? 

He decided he would stop saying "golden barleywine" and give it a catchy name like he did with "Cannibal" and "Eddy" then the people could just think what they want.

He had a beer that needed a name-and a name that needed a beer.

The beer was brewed on Saturday.  It will be golden, strong, and have a big nose.

It is The Situation.

Stay tuned for details on the Situation's Release Party.
Rumor has it the brewer himself might hit up his stylist prior.  That alone is worth making the trip across the bridge.

Now the question is should I be Sammi Sweetheart, Snooki, or Jennie Woww?
I guess Snooki since she's the shortest? Now how to enhance the endowments???


  1. OH MY GOD... i would pay money to see you wear a poof and bronze your face

  2. So ... is The Situation invited to The Situation release party ... (fist pump!)