December 19, 2011

A Very Joe Gun Christmas- Tomorrow Night!

Typically- Philadelphians only have Philly Beer Week to look forward to the highly-rated "Joe Gun Show." But every once in a while- when we've all been good boys and girls there's some off-season nonsense.

Tomorrow night will be the 2nd or 3rd annual "Very Joe Gun Christmas."

It was a year ago that I participated in an Egg Nog chugging contest on this very night- one of the worst decisions I have ever made. Most of my high school friends are at home nestled with their families and my single (as in marital status) self is trying to down a viscous high-fat holiday beverage quicker than 5 other people.  Some people got 55' 1080p LED-LCD HDTVs with built-in Wi-Fi last year. I just got shame.

So- I won't be chugging a pint of eggnog tomorrow night but I certainly don't want to miss anyone subjecting their stomachs to the same rum-laden dairy overload.  Knowing Joe Gun- and how his show is ever-evolving- I bet there's a new contest in the works.  Who can eat fruitcake faster than santa? Who knows?  But I will be there to find out what merry madness ensues at a Very Joe Gun Christmas and and so should YOU!

This just in:
Casey Parker's new band, "Christmas Bomb!" featuring Olivia Bugbee, Frank Vacille, and the Refridgemator will be performing.
Get there by 11.

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